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An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Can that be right?"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Sliding Down the Banister

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Clock watcher

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Mom, are we there yet?"

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Best Grandma in Richmond!

"Your workaholism is hurting this family."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Really Muriel, must we go through this every time I work late at the office?"

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

"It's a participation trophy for interacting with my family for 5 minutes without looking at my phone."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

"Come on! We're doing this as a family!"