Personal Time Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm not going to work late tonight, so I can normalize relations with my family!"

Club Antisocial

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Office pics on dinner table.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Can that be right?"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Clock watcher

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Look on the dark side."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

"I'm very good with punctuation."

Big Ben

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Time for bed

"Help! Set me free!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Mom, are we there yet?"