Home-time Enthusiast Pillows

Clock watcher

Teachers' workroom has clock with large 3:00

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Office pics on dinner table.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'3-D TV Kit'

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Can that be right?"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Sliding Down the Banister

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Time for bed

'Super size me!!'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

Wide screen TV

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

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