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Clock watcher

Teachers' workroom has clock with large 3:00

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Office pics on dinner table.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'3-D TV Kit'

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Can that be right?"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Sliding Down the Banister

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Super size me!!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Changing Times - TV.

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Wide screen TV

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

Sleeping masks

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

Time for bed

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'