Alone Time Enthusiast Pillows

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

'Don't bother me, Harriet. Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?'

Hush puppy.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

She required plenty of personal space.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'I'll do half of it.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'What luck!'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Beware of dog"

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Mind Island

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Your library book is overdue.

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"