Alone Time Enthusiast Pillows

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

'Don't bother me, Harriet. Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?'

Hush puppy.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'I'll do half of it.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'What luck!'

"Beware of dog"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

Mind Island

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Your library book is overdue.

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage