Idleness Enthusiast Pillows

Idlewild.

American Idle.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Fetch the Boomerang

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'What luck!'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

Over-qualified?

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'