Good-time Enthusiast Pillows

'No dear, I don't think you can be 'first footer'. I don't think you can even find your feet.'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"Can that be right?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Boys Cooking

Clock watcher

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'I'll do half of it.'

David Letterman

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

The End of Summer.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.