Good-time Enthusiast Pillows

'No dear, I don't think you can be 'first footer'. I don't think you can even find your feet.'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Can that be right?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Clock watcher

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Boys Cooking

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'I'll do half of it.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

The End of Summer.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

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