Part-time Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll do half of it.'

Side Hustle

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Driverless Car

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'I see that a Communications Disorder Instructor has just entered your life.'