Part-time Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll do half of it.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Driverless Car

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'I see that a Communications Disorder Instructor has just entered your life.'

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'