Me Time Advocate Gifts

Me Time

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"You are still here."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

Off Duty sign on desk.

'I need a Vacation.'

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

How Moms Explain

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"Is your 'me-time' over yet?"

Freedom of press.

I'm having difficulty finding balance between work and ... what is that other thing?'

"Something life affirming. On the rocks."

Punctuality Protest