Alone Time Advocate Gifts

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"He's gone goth"

She required plenty of personal space.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

China

Off Duty sign on desk.

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

The emergence of a leader.

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

We don't believe one glove fits all!

Herring Impaired

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'Don't bother me, Harriet. Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."

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