Alone Time Advocate Gifts

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"He's gone goth"

She required plenty of personal space.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

China

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

Off Duty sign on desk.

The emergence of a leader.

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

'So, you have a red nose and get laughed at a lot...that is a good thing.'

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

We don't believe one glove fits all!

Herring Impaired

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

"It's important to be authentic"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'Don't bother me, Harriet. Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?'

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'