Alone Time Gifts

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm sorry, he's on his island right now."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

Over-qualified?

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

Introvert Career Faire.

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"I'm not going to work late tonight, so I can normalize relations with my family!"