Alone Time Mugs

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm sorry, he's on his island right now."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'What luck!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

Over-qualified?

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Introvert Career Faire.

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

Two People on Deserted Islands.