Alone Time Lover Mugs

"In the area of human relations, Lewis is a minimalist."

"I'm sorry, he's on his island right now."

"Are they ever going home? Bring back social isolating!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

She required plenty of personal space.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Watch yourself.'

'What luck!'

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Beware of dog"

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

Where's Mom?

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."