Isolation Advocate Gifts

Christmas during a pandemic.

"He's gone goth"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Catalan sentence

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

China

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

The emergence of a leader.

Mind Island

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

The Lone Ranger at Home

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

". . . Then she married the wealthiest man in the word and they lived happily ever after, all be it separately."

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

'So, you have a red nose and get laughed at a lot...that is a good thing.'

Your library book is overdue.

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)