Isolation Advocate Gifts

Christmas during a pandemic.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"He's gone goth"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm fine going all zoom."

China

Catalan sentence

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

The emergence of a leader.

Mind Island

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

". . . Then she married the wealthiest man in the word and they lived happily ever after, all be it separately."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Your library book is overdue.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.