Cost-conscious Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of thoughtful humor to their space with pillows featuring witty philosophical designs. Comfortable, clever, and budget-friendly decorative choices.

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'If the world is getting smaller...How come the postal rates keep going up?'

'If the world is getting smaller...How come the postal rates keep going up?' mockup

'If the world is getting smaller...How come the postal rates keep going up?'

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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

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'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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Elevator charge $1.00.

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'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?' mockup

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.' mockup

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

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Financial Eyesight

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'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.' mockup

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

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"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive." mockup

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

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"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?" mockup

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

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Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar. mockup

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

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'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!' mockup

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

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'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.' mockup

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

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Pollution and money

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'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

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"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money." mockup

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

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"That fly paper's paid for itself." mockup

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

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'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?' mockup

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

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I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday. mockup

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

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"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

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'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.' mockup

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

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'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?' mockup

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

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January Sales

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When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK mockup

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

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'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.' mockup

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

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"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it." mockup

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.' mockup

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

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'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.' mockup

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

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Very sad piggy bank

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"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!" mockup

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

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"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!" mockup

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

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Cost-conscious Philosopher Pillows Collection

Cost-conscious Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the cost-conscious philosopher—perfect for sparking morning debates and thoughtful sips.

Cost-conscious Philosopher Prints

Browse prints that feature humorous and insightful quotes, perfect for decorating on a budget with a philosophical touch.

Cost-conscious Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that showcase witty philosophical sayings and budget-friendly humor, ideal for the cost-conscious thinker.