Chief Of Procrastination Gifts

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'I hate Mondays.'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

Bob’s Museum

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"What does procrastination mean?"

Inactive wear store.