Procrastination Warrior Mugs

'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Mountain view with labels ranging from now to next to sometime to whenever.

Tray on businessman's desk is for neglected stuff that keeps piling up.

University Computer Rooms.

'I tried using the Internet to get help with my homework, but all i could find were internet games.'

To do - Too late

"I have to get this project finished."

"And so on and so forth..."

He starts a lot of projects but doesn't finish them.

"Almost Ready"

The Origin of Laundry Day

Motivation Coach

I Will Not Outsource My Homework

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'I hate Mondays.'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Travelogue

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.