Procrastination Warrior T-Shirts

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Mountain view with labels ranging from now to next to sometime to whenever.

Tray on businessman's desk is for neglected stuff that keeps piling up.

University Computer Rooms.

'I tried using the Internet to get help with my homework, but all i could find were internet games.'

To do - Too late

"I have to get this project finished."

"Almost Ready"

The Origin of Laundry Day

Motivation Coach

I Will Not Outsource My Homework

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I hate Mondays.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Travelogue

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?