Procrastination Aficionados Gifts

"Sharp pencils, clean paper, good light, comfortable chair, hot coffee, warm room... ready to work... perhaps the room is too warm..."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"I think I see the problem."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'-and just where does it say 'Think BIG' Wilson?'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?