Procrastination Humor Lover Gifts

"No decision yet, he's still sleeping on it"

"Actually it's not my business plan. It's my plan for planning a plan."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"What does procrastination mean?"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I'm your exit strategy."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."