Procrastination Celebrator Mugs

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

In, Out, Shake it all about

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Bob’s Museum

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'