University Procrastinator Gifts

Stuck searching for a gift for a university procrastinator? Our collection captures the hilarious and honest spirit of last-minute cramming with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for the student who thrives under pressure or just needs a reminder that procrastination is an art form. Spark a smile and maybe even motivate a little—or at least give them a good laugh.

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"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card." mockup

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

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"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there." mockup

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot." mockup

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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The Forever Stamp

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'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.' mockup

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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Good luck in your A Levels.

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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Working from home to-do list.

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...' mockup

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy." mockup

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!" mockup

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere. mockup

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

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The Procrastinatorium.

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'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.' mockup

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

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'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

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"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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University Procrastinator Gifts Collection

University Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs for university procrastinators—fuel their late-night cram sessions with humor and caffeine.

University Procrastinator Pillows

Cuddle up with a fun and quirky pillow that speaks to the procrastinator’s spirit—comfort and humor rolled into one.

University Procrastinator Prints

Bring personality to their space with an art print that celebrates last-minute genius—humorous, relatable, and perfectly procrastinator-proof.

University Procrastinator T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate the procrastinator in your life—perfect for college students who work best under pressure and love a good laugh.