Little Procrastinator Gifts

Serious Putty

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Good luck in your A Levels.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Holiday Shopping for Guys

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

"How about fashionably never?"

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."