School Procrastinator Prints

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Serious Putty

"File!"

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Studying and technology

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

Invaders from Planet Manava.

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

"Of course there are still a few loose ends, funding...pensions...workload, but the good news is that we have got a concrete proposal for the new PCO letterheads!"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

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