Al, The Go-From Guy
Office Procrastinator Prints
Decorate their office or home with playful prints that embrace procrastination. Perfect for inspiring a smile and encouraging a more relaxed approach to work—and play.
"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."
"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."
"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."
"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'
"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."
"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."
"I'd rather eat your homework."
'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'
Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.
Serious Putty
'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'
"File!"
"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."
'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'
'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '
"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."
Working from home to-do list.
'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'
Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer
"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"
Studying and technology
"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."
Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.
Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.
Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.
"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"
"Shouldn't you be studying?
Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way
The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.
"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"
Invaders from Planet Manava.
Office Procrastinator Prints Collection
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