Boredom Jester Gifts

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

The Adventures of God

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Tic-tac-toe

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Chairmen of the Bored

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Woman and TV.

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Bored?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'