Boredom Jester Gifts

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

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The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tic-tac-toe

The Sleeping Congregation.

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

Chairmen of the Bored

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'Bored?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'