Procrastination Juggler Gifts

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

Intendo.

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Deadline

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

In and Out Box

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer