Sensory Prankster Pillows

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"1-1"

Scary stuff

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'I could eat you.'

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'