Sensory Prankster Prints

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

That one has all the batteries!

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"1-1"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Scary stuff

'I could eat you.'

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'