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Optical illusion.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Back to the Holidays

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Children in a Nursery.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'