Perspective Trickster T-Shirts

"Escher! Get your ass up here."

A pair of mountain climbers are hit with a flyswatter.

"Excuse me for shouting—I thought you were farther away."

"Diet, exercise, drugs, surgery - if all these fail you should get your husband to build you an Ames room."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"And for the last 6 years I just thought he was the stoic type."

"You bought an airbrush?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Look a huge bird!'

Mime Tug-of-War

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Fish Training

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Scarecrow Directions

'Sometimes the walls move...'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Hand Rabbit

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Perspective Repair

'Say when.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Pianist Fraud

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'Says you like to play practical jokes.'

Wet Paint

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Trick of Treat

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do