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It's that ear again, Pete! Call the police!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Welcome."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

'Well, yes, Bob, I can see your point!'

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

"Sure, everything looks great from up here, but how's our ground game?"

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

Perspective Repair

'I saw the world in shades of gray once. Boy, did THAT dull my edge!'