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'This should come out just right.'

Perspective Repair

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

'Look a huge bird!'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Artistic Licence.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Son of Alien.

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Painting.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.