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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

X-ray Psychology.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'You must heal yourself.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Is this who I am?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

James decided to stay in that night.

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Marcel Proust

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

Forming the adolescent personality