Protocol Breaker T-Shirts

To Hell with Protocol, Walk In

'Let's not go by the book.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'