Style Shifter T-Shirts

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Your paintings have improved dramatically since your changed your style!'

"You find that surprising, or is it just your pierced eyebrow?"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

"They're part of the new me!"

On the Hanger

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Eggshell blue

The Eclectic Chair

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Distilled Elephant

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"