Style Shaper T-Shirts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Failure/Due Diligence

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

The Eclectic Chair

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

A Wrecked-angle.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Evolution of the Mathematician.

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

"I am the change you all can be."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality