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'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

On the Hanger

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

Shaker Timeouts

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

Souvenir of Iceland

"Shuffle Mode"

Upper class homeless man.

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

'Your paintings have improved dramatically since your changed your style!'

"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

'Shakers don't like subways'

'I understand you sell awesome earrings that double as fishing lures.'

'No, we're not broke, dear. Our money is in storage.'