Shoe Shaker T-Shirts

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

Trying on boots

'Do these come in blue?'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

'Touching.'

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Arr...Italian it be.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

Bowled out.

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"The contractor that built this house used to be a shoemaker."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'Business could be better-how about you?'

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

"So you think you can cobble!"

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots