Shoe Shaker Prints

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'They're pinching my toes!'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

Trying on boots

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'Do these come in blue?'

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

'Touching.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Arr...Italian it be.

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

Shop signs.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

Bowled out.

"The contractor that built this house used to be a shoemaker."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'Business could be better-how about you?'

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

"So you think you can cobble!"