Back Bone Shaker T-Shirts

'I've got a good mind to sue that chiropractor!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

'Bone appetit!'

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Make a Wish

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

Souvenir of Iceland

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

Man carving himself out of stone