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Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

An early space launch attempt.

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Punkins

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"Call me!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!