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'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Movers and shakers.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"Get names!"

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'