Back Bone Shaker Pillows

'I've got a good mind to sue that chiropractor!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'Bone appetit!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Make a Wish

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

A Wrecked-angle.

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"I am the change you all can be."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

Souvenir of Iceland

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry