Style Changer T-Shirts

Man wearing striped shirt visits barber shop.

'Didn't you have a crew cut the last time I looked up?'

'Yes, you do look different.... New glasses?'

"You're different from last time."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Absolutely not!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Do you like my little black number?'