Style Changer Prints

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

Man wearing striped shirt visits barber shop.

'Didn't you have a crew cut the last time I looked up?'

'Yes, you do look different.... New glasses?'

"You're different from last time."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'