Style Shapeshifters T-Shirts

'I understand you sell awesome earrings that double as fishing lures.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Octopus Lady

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"You're different from last time."

True Love Lies Light Shadow

"I know sex is no longer a taboo subject. I just don't feel like discussing it all the time, that's all."

"Shuffle Mode"