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"From now on on we only drink bottled water."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Haunted museum

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'Vlad, I know it's not your fault that you don't have a reflection but...'

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Octopus Lady

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

The Three Wise Women

"Humans! I told you to abduct humans...NOT mosquitoes!"

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Ghost

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"