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Octopus Lady

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"I prefer your early pieces."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Russell Rebrand

A Wrecked-angle.

"I need to get back in the gym."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"