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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Eggshell blue

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Octopus Lady

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

'Never mind your ideas.. how do you come up with your excuses?'

The shadow

Distilled Elephant

A Wrecked-angle.

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."